Rude

Rude

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That boss of yours must be a real prick," commiserated the fellow in response to his date's bitter complaints about the situation in her office.
Not really," said the girl, "He's such a phony tha...
A far-out inventor has come up with a vibrating tampon.
He figures that if women are going to feel miserable every month, they might as well enjoy it....
And then there was the hooker who tried to escape during a vice raid by squeezing through a back-yard hedge.
..only to be caught by the fuzz!...
And then there was the rather homely one-night-stand girl name Dee.
Her dates' collective motto seemed to be: Hump Dee, Dump Dee....
BIBLICAL ORGY -- Sharing the prophets.
CLITORAL MASTURBATION -- Push-button sex.
COITUS INTERRUPTUS -- A pulled muscle.
COITUS INTERRUPTUS -- Braking ball.
Comment overheard in a gay bar: "I simply loathe his assholier-than-thou attitude!
Dolly Parton has vehemently denied having any plans to endorse a new line of bras for country girls called Hiccups.

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