Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they think themselves cleverer than we are.
We have the best politicians money can buy.
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Love is sentimental measles.
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you...
I never fail to convice an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.

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