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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde...
Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune.
God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
Predestination was doomed from the start.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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Xerox does it again and again and again and ...
The Supreme Court does it with all deliberate speed.
Love is like a dream - marriage is the alarm clock.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire
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