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• Homer stuffs his face] Moe: [through door] Homer?
  It's Moe. Uh, look: some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: ...and his _wife_ comes through the door! Ba
  [bored] So? Homer: Did I mention that she was dead?...
• Marge: [interrupting] Homer, did you barricade the door?
  Homer: Why? Oh, the Zombies.. No. [the back door collapses inward] Family...
• creen shows "Tuesday"] Homer: Well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there.
  Marge: Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?...
• Abe: Let me through! Let me through. Lisa: Oh, Grampa, they pelted you too?
  Abe: No, actually, I fell down at the Big Boy. -- Great free-food scams, "Homer the Vigilante...
• Grampa: [in boxers] I had that dream again... Home
  Oh, thank God, it's only Grampa. [slams door] -- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
• I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it! -- Homer Alone, "Homer the Heretic