Ralph: Wait, Mister, You're Drinking A Candle. You Don't Want To Get Wax In Your Mouth, Do You?

Ralph: Hey, Mister, do you need some help? Otto: Let him go, Ralph.
He knows what he's doing....
Smithers: Evenin', little lady. You reckon a square could get a dance?
Marge: [sighs] It looks so complicated. Do you know how?...
I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
-- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Homer: I always just figured my wife was my soulmate.
But if it's not Marge, then who is it? Where do I begin looking?...
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Coyote: Clarity is the path to inner peace. Home
Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?...
Homer: Oh, I give up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote...
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
[warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn....
Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....