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  [Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $...
• Judge: Mr. Hutz, we've been in here for four hours.
  Do you have any evidence at all? Hutz: Well, your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are _kinds_ of evidence....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
• Bart: Keep the trial going, I'll be right back. Hutz
  Your Honor, I'd like to call all of my surprise witnesses again....
• Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of _not_ being guilty.
  I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert. Hibbe...
• I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
  The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
• Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too reckless.
  From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps collection plate money into her purse] Ba...
• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.
  [the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum...