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• Hutz: My client's film predates all of those things your Honor.
  Lawyer: Oh _yes_! I've forgotten! Your famous film, the one you destroyed before the trial and haven't been able to find another copy of!...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
• Hutz: All right, gentlemen, I'll take your case. But I'm going to have to ask for a thousand-dollar retainer.
  Bart: A thousand dollars? But your ad says "No money down"....
• Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
  [tries to laugh, then moans] Sorry about this kids, but stay tuned...
• Judge: Mr. Hutz, we've been in here for four hours.
  Do you have any evidence at all? Hutz: Well, your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are _kinds_ of evidence....
• Hutz: Now, Mr. Lampwick, when Mr. Myers stole your character.
  .. Lawyer: Objection. Judge: Sustained. Hutz: Urgh!...
• Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
  I've got to get the real teachers back....
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....
• Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case for $
  100,000, less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious] What kind of legal fees?...