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All Right, Seniors, We'd All Love To Share In Your Wisdom, Experience, Yadda Yadda Yadda.
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All right, seniors, we'd all love to share in your wisdom, experience,
yadda yadda yadda.
-- Mrs. Krabappel shows her deepest interest,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
Now, Burnsie, there's one thing we don't stand for in the Hellfish, and that's trying to kill your commanding officer.
-- The fundamental rule of any squad, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
I got this in the second World War II...
-- Abe shows off his Hellfish tattoo, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Burns: Then it's agreed. Of course, we can't sell the paintings now, we'd be caught.
How many of you are familiar with the concept of a "tontine"?...
Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather. Van Houte
Uh, how many of you have a house? [children raise their hands] Van Houte...
Consider burial at... Sea World!" -- "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
Abe: Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me! Nurse: Okay, we'll do something about that right away.
Let's start by doubling your medication....
Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
Was that me or was that you?
-- Jasper after someone shoots a gun, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and all those other senior perks?
Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it pretty sweet....