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• Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines.
  .. large box of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas....
• The whole thing smacks of effort, man. -- Ben, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
• Marge: [reads note on freezer] "Put food in me." Home
  I'll take that. [sticks it on his belly] -- It sure does, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Any red-blooded, flag-fearing American would love the M-320.
  Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it....
• Bart: Your daughter is named Seymour? Skinner: Well, I.
  .. uh... ye... uh... I lied. It's for me. -- A memento of gray hair and short tempers, "Summer of 4 Ft....
• Lisa: This is the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever-- Home
  Sweet merciful crap! My _car_! -- Homer's car gets decorated, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
  Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• I'm dizzy... I'm nauseous... but I'm popular! -- Lisa Simpson, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
• bell rings] Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
  [runs out, while other students sit] Krabappel...