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• It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
  Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• The whole thing smacks of effort, man. -- Ben, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
• Marge: Didn't you buy any meat? Homer: [stroking a firecracker] This baby's sure to kill something.
  -- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Erin: Hey, I like your hat. Lisa: A compliment! [thinking] Scanning for sarcasm.
  .. it's clean! Go! -- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: So, did you call any of your friends?0 Lisa
  Friend? [scoffs] These are my only friends. [holds up a book] Grownup nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will....
• Marge: Come on, Homer. Open the door for your mystery date.
  Homer: [does so] Ooh, the captain of the football team....
• My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by a f.
  .. [the last customer leaves] Follow me. -- Moral values up high, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• I'm dizzy... I'm nauseous... but I'm popular! -- Lisa Simpson, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
• Bart: Your daughter is named Seymour? Skinner: Well, I.
  .. uh... ye... uh... I lied. It's for me. -- A memento of gray hair and short tempers, "Summer of 4 Ft....