Homer: Yello? Oh, hi, Lenny.
[Marge reacts with alarm]
No, why would I need a ride this afternoon?
[Marge begins to vacuum next to Homer. He is forced to yell.]
Where? To the big annual what?
[Marge pounds at the telephone plug with the vacuum. Finally
the plug comes out of the wall]
Lenny? Aw, well, if it was big and annual, I'm sure they'd have
mentioned it in the newspaper.
-- Homer's specious reasoning,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
