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• Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Wiggum: Look at all them hot pants. Lenny: Hey, who likes short shorts?
  Crowd: [chanting] We like short shorts!...
• Note to self: stop doing anything. -- Good advice, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home
• Look, just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with you.
  -- Homer bargains a cheap price to his inner peace, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: Hey, who cut something out of my paper? [Homer stares suspiciously through the newspaper hole at his wife and children] Lisa
  Not me. Bart: Not me. I'm more of a mail-tamperer....
• Bart: Hey look! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go.
  -- You mean he looks like Adam West? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
  -- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
  -- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...