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• Bart: Hey look! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go.
  -- You mean he looks like Adam West? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Flanders: Well, sure, buddy, I'd be happy to help out.
  What can I [Ned's visage begins changing as Homer hallucinates] do- diddily-doodily-diddly-hobbily-hibbily-gobbily-gobbily- gobble-gabba-gabba-hey....
• Ralph: Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle. You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?
  Homer: [slyly] Maybe I do, son. Maybe I do. [Homer chugs the candle, and spits out a stream of wax, which solidifies on the spot] Outstanding!...
• That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
  -- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
  -- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....
• Note to self: stop doing anything. -- Good advice, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home
• Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.
  .. [the coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!...
• I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
  -- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...