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• That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
  -- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
  -- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Note to self: stop doing anything. -- Good advice, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home
• Coyote: I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.
  Homer: Yeah, that's me all right. [Homer has a glazed look in his eyes as the wind blows his two hair strands....
• Homer: Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  Now where are my chili boots? [finds them in the closet] Ah!...
• Look, just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with you.
  -- Homer bargains a cheap price to his inner peace, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Lisa: I'm gonna go get some vegetarian chili before they get desperate and add meat.
  Bart: I'm gonna go claim some valuables at the lost-and-found....
• Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili. Lisa: [bored] I saw it, Bart.
  Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat....
• Wiggum: Look at all them hot pants. Lenny: Hey, who likes short shorts?
  Crowd: [chanting] We like short shorts!...