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• Chalmers: Skinner!! Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
  [nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalme...
• Nelson: Lisa, cops are chasing me! I need a place to hide!
  [Homer opens his window] Homer: Lisa's window is the next one....
• Nelson: Check it out. Skinner's mopping the goo off his house!
  Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath....
• Skinner: Who's out there? Give me your names so I can tell the police.
  Agnes: [from upstairs] Seymour, what's going on?...
• Skinner: I'll tell you something that's not so funny.
  Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl....
• Joan: She must think you're after her eggs. Krusty: I only ate one! -- "Marge Gets a Job
• If I looked at this retroactively, is Heidi my co-worker?
• Lisa: [turning on dryer] There, now no one should be able to hear us.
  Bart: What? Lisa: [turning off dryer] All right, we don't need the dryer....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...