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Well, As You Can See, We Don't Believe Fur Is Murder.
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Well, as you can see, we don't believe fur is murder. But paying for it
sure is!
-- Julius Hibbert, no friend of PETA,
"A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
.. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV!
-- Practical Homer, "A Milhouse Divided...
Milhouse: [makes racing noises] And the winner of the Milhouse 500 is.
.. Milhouse! Luanne: [from another room] Milhouse, are you sure you want to drive that inside?...
Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is. Luanne
Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne....
Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
[surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....
Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate.
.. your butt. [chuckles] Milhouse: [falsetto] All right, if you think you must....
Bart: How are we going to find her? Milhouse: She said she'd be wearing a plaid jumper.
Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....