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• Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
  Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party....
• Marge: Homer, I want to throw a dinner party. Home
  [whining] Oh, I hate having parties. The toilet always gets backed up....
• Marge: Homer! Homer: What?! Marge: Are you ready? Home
  Just gotta put my shoes on! [Homer is in his underwear, playing with slot-cars] Marge...
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Homer: You know, Marge, I was thinking about how much I enjoy your interest.
  So I wandered over to that theater you went to last night and I bought tickets to their entire season....
• Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
  Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
• Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
  Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
• Man: Hey, there, Kirk... Kirk: [excited] Oh, boy, what's going on?
  Patio party? Man: No, a possum drowned in the pool....
• Marge: You said you'd do it as a favor to me. Home
  That doesn't sound like something I'd say. Marge: Fine....