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• Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
  Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
• Homer: [yelling at a student] Neeeerd! Marge: Homer, that isn't very nice.
  Homer: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college stude...
• Lisa: {We _are_ insured, aren't we, Mom?} Marge: {Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance.
  } Homer: {Curse you, magic beans!} Marge: {Oh, stop blaming the beans.} -- "Homer the Vigilante...
• Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior?
  The kids can call you Ho-Ju! Bart: [appropriate pause] I'll get back to you....
• Marge: Homer! Will you get that crazy box of off the dinner table?
  It came from the dump. Homer: But Marge, I'm obsessed with it....
• Well, Mr. Cat Burglar, you'd like to get in here, wouldn't you?
  There's just one little problem: 36 years ago, some lady gave birth to a man named Homer J....
• Homer: That Timmy is a real hero! Lisa: How do you mean, Dad?
  Homer: Well, he fell down a well, and... he can't get out....
• Bart: Hey Homer, where's your present? Homer: D'oh!
  I mean... D`oh-n't worry son, I forgot to get you a present....
• Homer: Hey, how'd you get in here? Man: Oh, your door wasn't locked in any serious way.
  -- Homer finds a man in his living room, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...