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• Barney: Aw, we should've just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.
  Moe: Hey, those ain't your rats, Barn. -- "Homer's Phobia...
• Barney: Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?
  Homer: Barney, are you nuts? That's the Super Bowl!...
• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
• Marge: You've got to get him out of there. Zookeepe
  Jeez, I'd like to, but if they don't kill the intruder, it's really bad for their society....
• I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic.
  To see the sights I'm never going to visit....
• Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
  What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today....
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Barney: Hey, Homer, you're late for English! Home
  Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England. -- "The Way We Wa...
• Most cheeses need work. I don't want to be in the same country as goat cheese.
  It always tastes the way a yak looks in one of those National Geographic specials....