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• Lisa: [tucking in Rod] Once there was a robot named Todd.
  Todd: Did he have a brother? Lisa: Yes, he had a brother named Rod, who was two space years older than him....
• Todd's been pinching everyone lately.
  -- Ned, explaining how rambunctious and wild his kids can be, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod! Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
  [Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive....
• But I'm _very_ mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine!
  -- Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Lisa: [weakly] Please, Maggie... Please... Go to sleep!
  ! -- What to do when your baby sister is hyper, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.
  .. what the hell is that?! Skinner: Why, it's Lisa Simpson!...
• Bart: [over the radio] Rod! Todd! This is God! Rod
  How did you get on the radio? Bart: Whaddya mean, how did I get on the radio?...
• Man: I'm here to pick up the Ambassador from Ghana.
  Lisa: Well he's not here! Nobody's here! And none of you should be here!...
• Janey: I can't get enough of "The Baby Sitter Twins.
  They arrested the counterfeiters, rescued the President, _and_ made _four_ dollars....