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• Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
• Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?
  Where am I?? Helen: And she's on drugs!...
• She said I should think of her like a sister. I said I did, but not my sister.
• My sister's a Vassar graduate. Super-sophisticate. She used to drive with her legs crossed.
  -- Ed Bluestone...
• Marge: My, she seems too good to be true. Homer: I'll say.
  Her butt waxed the banister. Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!...
• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.
  .. what the hell is that?! Skinner: Why, it's Lisa Simpson!...
• I lay my head on the railroad tracks, Waitin' for the double E.
  The railroad don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful me....
• I carry a rabbit's foot in my pocket because it saves me lots of money .
  .. Every time my wife sticks her hand in she thinks it's a mouse. -- "Senator" Ed Ford...