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An Election!? That's One Of Those Deals Where They Close The Bars, Isn't It?
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An election!? That's one of those deals where they close the bars,
isn't it?
-- Barney, "Two Cars in Every Garage,
Three Eyes on Every Fish"
Related:
Wow! Super-Fish! -- Barney, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Plutonium rod used as paperweight.
-- The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Ooh! Cushy!
-- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Thank you for watching `Movie for a Dreary Afternoon'.
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Bad dog! Bad... neighbor dog!
-- Homer, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
-- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail.
That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir....