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• When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
  They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
  THEY'RE ON TV!" -- Homer in "There's No Disgrace Like Home", from The Simpso...
• D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV] Lisa
  Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching TV? -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer in "There's No Disgrace Like Home", from The Simpso
• Marge: [despairingly] Homer, you raided the college fund, the TV.
  .. Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who love you....
• Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this &l
  lovely> Motorola? Clerk: Is it cable-ready? Home...
• You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
  -- Homer Simpson, to God There's No Disgrace Like Home...