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Bart Was Strangely Quiet. Later, He Explained He Was Confused By Feelings Of Respect For Me.
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Bart was strangely quiet. Later, he explained he was confused by
feelings of respect for me. It wouldn't last.
-- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Homer"
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.. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
And I got up in front of them. I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
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This was the biggest decision the Simpsons ever faced.
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Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
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