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• Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
  This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....
• Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.
  I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death....
• Marge: Are you all right? Bart: Better than all right.
  I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww....
• Bart, in this ward are the children who have been hurt by imitating stunts they saw on television, movies, and the legitimate stage.
  -- Dr. Hibert, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Dr. Hibert: I guess you'll be missing a week of school, young lady.
  Lisa: Oh no. I don't want to fall behind my class....
• Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that.
  [snap] Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
• Hibbert: I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off.
  [Homer and Bart gasp] Hibbert: [chuckles] Did I say "leg"?...
• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...