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Woman: Jack, Please, I'm Married. Jack: [embraces Her] Ha.
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Woman: Jack, please, I'm married.
Jack: [embraces her] Ha. Must be what's turning me on. [hot stuff
ensues]
Mrs.Q: Filthy! But genuinely arousing.
-- Mrs. Quick watches a smarmy soap,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
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Dried apricots? Almond paste? Sauerkraut candy! -- Mrs.
Quick offers Bart some sweets, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
No, no, not the iodine. Burn the germs off with a torch.
Amputate my arm, but not the .... AAAAAAAAAAAAA! -- Bart is treated by Mrs....
Mrs. Quick: Bart! You didn't say `Thank you'. Ba
Listen Lady, I can leave without screaming, and I can leave without saying a bad word, but there is no way that I am saying `Thank you'....
Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of dumb, but....
Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth, but now I know
To buy that comic book! -- Bart, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Picard: "Very well, I will introduce you. But...we cannot argue like this in front of her.
We must at least appear to be..." Q: [Embraces Picard] "Pals?...