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  Quick offers Bart some sweets, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Mrs. Quick: Bart! You didn't say `Thank you'. Ba
  Listen Lady, I can leave without screaming, and I can leave without saying a bad word, but there is no way that I am saying `Thank you'....
• Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
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• Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
  A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
• Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
  Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Woman: Jack, please, I'm married. Jack: [embraces her] Ha.
  Must be what's turning me on. [hot stuff ensues] Mrs....
• Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
  Bart: Uh, my dog ate it....
• Bart: We worked so hard, and now it's all gone.
  We ended up with nothing because the three of us can't share....
• Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
  Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...