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• Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
  Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
  A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
• Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
  -- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Dried apricots? Almond paste? Sauerkraut candy! -- Mrs.
  Quick offers Bart some sweets, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer. Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that.
  Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful....
• Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth, but now I know
  To buy that comic book! -- Bart, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Young Selma: We'll give you half our allowance. Young Patty
  Uh huh. But you have to be our slave. Young Marge...
• Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
  Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....
• Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.
  Bart: Now you know better....