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Marge: Homer, I'm Telling You, This Is Not The Interstate.
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Marge: Homer, I'm telling you, this is not the Interstate.
Homer: Pffffft. Maps.
-- Marge the navigator noties something amiss, as the RV
drives through the woods, "Call of the Simpsons"
Related:
Shouldn't we stop somewhere and ask for directions?
-- Marge the navigator, as Homer drives the RV through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
Are we there yet?
-- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
Simpson, you'll never own a better RV, and I don't mean that in a good way.
I mean, literally, buddy. This is for you, you know....
Cheer up, Homer. At least they let you go.
-- Marge, after Homer is captured and believed to be Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
Homer: Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range?
I don't want to go away empty-handed, Bob. Bob...
Homer: Does it have a deep fryer? Bob: Four. One for each part of the chicken.
-- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
Homer drives into a preserved deer statue] Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer! Marge: A _female_ deer... -- The best Simpsons gag ever, "Bart Gets an Elepha...
Homer: Marge! You waited for me. Marge: Er -- Home
OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Home...