Eading Off A Teleprompter] Webster's Dictionary Defines Excellence As "the State Or Condition Of Being Excellent.

Eading Off A Teleprompter] Webster's Dictionary Defines Excellence As "the State Or Condition Of Being Excellent.

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[reading off a teleprompter] Webster's dictionary defines excellence
as "the state or condition of being excellent." And now, the winner
of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding
Achievement in the Field of Excellence...
-- Smokin' Joe Frazier, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"

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Why are we playing games when we got two grand in the bank?
Remember when Homer won the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Acheivement in the Field of Excellence?...
Joe Frazier: Keep those pig legs coming, Moe. Moe
You cleaned me out, Smokin' Joe. -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Homer, I know how you feel. You lost the couch. I lost the heavyweight championship.
-- Smokin' Joe Frazier, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Lavish attention on me, and entertain me. -- Maggie's first "words", "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
A man needs two things: an idea, and money to get it off the ground.
-- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Burns: [whispering] This is the man with the lazy sperm?
Smithers: Mm hmm. Burns: Ah, Simpson, you big virile son of a gun!...
The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
All right, a peanut! [eats it] -- Barney, trashcanned, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?