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• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• A man needs two things: an idea, and money to get it off the ground.
  -- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Why are we playing games when we got two grand in the bank?
  Remember when Homer won the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Acheivement in the Field of Excellence?...
• Todd: Dad, can I anoint the sores on [Herb's] feet?
  Ned: No, I think it's Mom's turn, son. Todd: Aw, no fair....
• Herb: All a man needs is an idea. Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
  -- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I think we should get a machine gun. We can use it to hunt game, spell out things, or ring in the New Year!
  -- Bart, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• eading off a teleprompter] Webster's dictionary defines excellence as "the state or condition of being excellent.
  And now, the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence....
• Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
  Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...
• The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?