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Woman: Morris, Something Troubles Me. Moe: Don't Worry, Baby, My Mother Won't Be Home For Another 20 Minutes.
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Woman: Morris, something troubles me.
Moe: Don't worry, baby, my mother won't be home for another 20
minutes.
-- Moe and the waitress in bed, "Flaming Moe's"
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Now <that's> what I call a Happy Hour. -- Moe in bed with the waitress, "Flaming Moe'
Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
Homer: Where's that waitress of yours? Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
Frankly, I think she was better off here. -- "Flaming Moe'...
Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
-- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
Kent: Next on `Eye on Springfield', a toast to Moe!
he Wizard of Walnut Street. Moe: The Flaming Moe dates back to my forefathers who were bartenders to the czar....
The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
[everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
If there was any justice, <my> face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.
-- Homer gripes about Moe's phenomenal success, "Flaming Moe'...
If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
-- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
Hey, this drink is delicious. And my phlegm feels looser!
-- Snake oil not included, "Flaming Moe'...