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  Heh heh heh. If you'd like to learn more, I could arrange for you to ride along in a police car for a night....
• Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to our local merchants.
  [people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it for us?...
• Wiggum: Looks like you just bought yourself a lottery ticket.
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• Homer: So what are <you> going to be, boy? Ba
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• Look, let's can the euphemisms. No more bullspit. -- Principal Skinner, "Separate Vocatio
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  Moe: Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average bear....
• Skinner: Bart Simpson on the side of law and order?
  Has the world gone topsy-turvey? Bart: That's right, man....
• Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
  Bob: No, I did not. Hutz: [pause] Kids, help. [the judge shrugs] Bob...
• Bart: Do you need straight A's to be a cop? The Two Cop
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