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Just Don't Drop That Thing In The Shower, Bob!
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Just don't drop that thing in the shower, Bob!
-- Krusty's bitter remarks towards an imprisoned
Sideshow Bob upon the latter's winning of a Daytime
Emmy, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"
Related:
Now for the highlight of the evening, Best Film-to-Video Transfer.
-- Krusty hosts the Daytime Emmys, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: You can't take my Emmy! Prison Guard
Hey, you know the rules. Awards for excellence in entertainment are contraband....
To the Simpson-Mobile! -- Homer, "The Return of Sideshow Bob
We now return to the 27th Annual Krusty the Clown Telethon for Motion Sickness.
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!...
You're living proof that our revolving door prison system works.
-- Lisa to Sideshow Bob, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Ah, fire! Scourge of Prometheus! Toaster of marshmallows!
[evilly] Eradicator of deadwood......
My best-laid plans have gang agley!
-- Sideshow Bob, poetic to the end, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Krusty: What is the freaking holdup? Bob: Die, Krusty, Die!
-- Slow-motion kamikaze, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...