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• Zombie Flanders: Hey Simpson! I'm feeling a mite peckish.
  [sinisterly] Mind if I chew your EAR? -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly -- who might be offended.
  If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now....
• Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
• Martin: I am Calliope, the muse of heroic poetry! Nelso
  No kiddin'! [kidney-punches Martin] -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me his soul for a donut -- which I delivered!
  And it was scrump-diddley- umptious! -- The Satan/Flanders beast, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
• Monroe: It's a special isolation chamber. The subject pulls levers to receive food and water.
  The floor can become electrified, and showers of icy water randomly fall on the subject....
• Man: I was a fool to think that anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg.
  [pit rejects the photos] What the--? -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...