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• After Bart has been beat up by the bully, his family walks by and Lisa puts a cupcake on his forehead .
  .. Bully: "Hey! They even have food at this thing!...
• Homer: {Mmmmm, Gummi Beers.} [eats one] Hey, Barney, I think you've had enough.
  Barney: [lying on a bench under one of the beer taps] Are you crazy?...
• Lisa: [writing] I propose to determine the answer to the questio
  is my brother dumber than a hamster? Bart: Hey Lis, look what I can do!...
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
  He only wants the glue because I'm using it....
• I hate singles bars. Guys come up to me and say, "Hey, cupcake, can I buy you a drink?
  I say, "No, but I'll take the three bucks." -- Margaret Smith...
• I'm disrupting the learning process, and I love it!
  -- Skinner loves Bart's "Go-Go Ray", "Duffle...
• Every good scientist is half B. F. Skinner and half P.
  T. Barnum. -- Principal Skinner, on Bart's project, "Duffle...
• Bart: [muttering] Stupid family. Nelson: Hey, Simpson, look what I swiped from Try-N-Save
  it's a replacement tire for a wheelbarrow....