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TV, Have You Turned On Me, Too? -- Homer, "Duffle
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TV, have you turned on me, too?
-- Homer, "Duffless"
Related:
Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"] W, X, Y, and Z.
Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me....
Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
Homer: Barney, give me your keys. You're too drunk to drive.
Barney: I'm fine. Homer: OK, you leave me no option....
Apu (Kwik-E-Mart clerk): "Haven't I seen you on TV somewhere before?
Homer: "Nah, you have me confused with Fred Flintstone....
Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away.
I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride....
My name is Homer, and I'm just here because the courts made me come.
-- Homer introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
Homer: Ah, TV respects me. It laughs _with_ me, not at me!
[Turns it on; a man points at him] Man: You stupid -- [laughs uncontrollably] Home...
Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
Bart: Dad, you
punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
Homer: [dials the number] Voice: You... have reached....