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Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing.
And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal....
Man: Now don't you fret. When I'm through, he won't set foot in this town again.
I can be very, _very_ persuasive. [reloads his gun] [Scene change to a bar] Ma...
Bart: I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney-sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster.
Yeah! Homer: Shut up, boy. -- So much for _that_ new identity, "Cape Feare...
Agent: We have places your family can hide in peace and security
Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville -- Home...
Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake.
Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr....
Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
Bart: Yeah! Lisa: Yeah! Bob: [disguising his voice from under the car] No!...
Marge: [ruefully] We've left it all behind. How can you make a clean break with your life?
Homer: Relax, Marge, I tied up all the loose ends before we left....
Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is serious!...
dictating while writing] Roman numeral three: surprise boy in bed.
.. [sips his tea] ...and, er, disembowel him! No, I don't like that "bowel" in there....
Bob: Well, Bart...any last requests? Bart: Well, there is one, but.
..nah. Bob: [curious] No, go on. Bart: Well, you have such a beautiful voice....

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