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Buzz Word Synthesizer

Buzz Word Phrase Synthesizer


Anyone who is familiar with the academic, business or government worlds
knows that there seems to be a rule that says "When choosing between a
simple and a more abstract term, always pick the more confusing one".

In the past, this has been a great setback for clear-headed writers and
speakers. But now modern technology has now found a solution - the
Systematic Buzz Phrase Synthesizer.

The synthesizer is simple to use. Whenever you want to say nothing in an
authoritative way, simply pick any three-digit number, and then get the
matching word from each column. For example, 424 produces "functional
monitored programming," which should impress anyone untrained in
detecting high-level abstractions.

COLUMN 1 COLUMN 2 COLUMN 3

0 Integrated 0 Management 0 Options
1 Total 1 Organisational 1 Flexibility
2 Systematised 2 Monitored 2 Capability
3 Parallel 3 Reciprocal 3 Mobility
4 Functional 4 Digital 4 Programming
5 Responsive 5 Logistical 5 Concept
6 Optional 6 Transitional 6 Time-phase
7 Synchronised 7 Incremental 7 Projection
8 Compatible 8 Fourth-generation 8 Hardware
9 Balanced 9 Policy 9 Contingency




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