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Double Positive

Double Positive


A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive.

In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is
still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double
positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."




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