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You know you're a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your wife's head.
You know you're a redneck if directions to your house include...
My doctor gives X-rays for any complaint. If you have a cough, he'll X-ray your throa
a cramp calls for a body X-ray. I was in his office the other day and I saw a nude man in his X-ray room....
Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red....
You know you're a redneck if your most successful pick-up line is, "Hey Baby, nice tooth!
MONTHLY EVALUATION ------------------ Name: _______ Knowledge
How can you tell if an Ethiopian woman is pregnant?
Hold her up to the light. What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?...
Q: What's a brunette's idea of the ideal weight of a blonde? A: Two kilos, including the URN.
Q: How do you get 50 Jewish people in a car? A: Throw a dime inside.
Q: How do you get 50 germans in a car? A: Throw a Jewish person inside....
NEW SOFTWARE ANNOUNCEMENT PC WIFE for Dos and Windows For the truly lonely and scandalously ugly men with no chance of ever finding the real thing.
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I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had.
"What kind is it?" "Oh, about 9:30..........

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