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The dumb blonde was invited on an outing so she decided to shop for some luggage.
She asked the clerk, "Do you have any overnight cases?...
A sensational new shortstop was being interviewed by the press.
The trouble was, the guy spoke so quietly no one could hear him....
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, it won't come anyway.
A father took his young son to the opera for the first time.
The conductor started waving the baton, and the soprano began her aria....
A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar.
No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went into action, one sending forth coffee, the...
What do you do with a dog with no arms and no legs? Take it for a drag.
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventeen....
TOP TEN TREK TRANSPORTER MALFUNCTION EPISODES WE HAVEN'T SEEN (YET)
10....
TOP TEN REASONS FOR WHY Q AND AMANDA LOOKED SO LARGE RELATIVE TO THE ENTERPRISE
10. The Walt Disney reason: It's a small ship after all....

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