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A lawyer and his brother, a doctor, were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling.
The doctor asked, "What should we do?" The lawyer said, "I'm gonna run fo...
A man had a weird illness. Whenever he broke wind, it made the sound "Honda".
He asked his doctor about it but the doctor (after months of tests and literature-reading) could not figure it out....
So this guy is in a bar.... and he gets kinda drunk, and says to the bartender, "Well, I saaaagunna tell a Polish joke.
..." The bartender says to the man, "Pssst! Hey buddy, you see that guy th...
Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika...
............... 1 pr darke glasses 1 lb....
Q: Did you hear what happened to the blonde tap-dancer? A: She fell into the sink.
An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse fell and broke her leg.
As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs....
Lem and Clem stood by a car in which they had locked the key.
"Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it" Lem asked....
You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco sent you a Christmas card....
Worf: Shoot it. Picard: Let's talk to it. Rike
Screw it. Data: I do not understand it. Geordi...

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