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What's the difference between God and pilots? God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Then there's the pilot who dies and goes to heave
while waiting to check in he notices a large twin coming in high-and-hot to a nearby landing strip....
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot but she keeps denying it until finally the husband just knew when his wife said
Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've...
Santa Claus, upon trudging out to his sleigh for his annual night freight trip around the world, was surprised to find a guy with a shotgun standing next to his rig.
Santa asked him why he...
A student was having difficulty with his landings. Seems like he would bounce it in every time.
However, on the first night lesson, the student greased in all of his landings....
On my first solo cross country, I was flying north through the San Fernando valley and trying to keep track of traffic callouts.
Apparently there was a controller with a similar problem. He had...
The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation 1. I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.
2. Me? I've never busted minimums. 3. We will be on time, maybe even early....
EXCERPT FROM RECENT FAA ACCIDENT REPORT EYEWITNESS STATEMENT AIRCRAFT
CESSNA 172 PILOT: 30 YRS OLD, CFI, IR FATALITIES...
Scene: Student and instructor are on a dual, night cross country.
Instructor: Turns down the panel lights, "OK, you've just lost your lights, what are you going to do?...
Renting airplanes is like renting sex: It's difficult to arrange on short notice on Saturday, the fun things always cost more, and someone's always looking at their watch.

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