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Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16, Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's.
Me: Cessna 123, downwind for 16. H-1: Uh, Tower, could we get some progre...
Tower: "Aircraft on final, go around, aircraft on runway.
Solo Student Pilot: "Roger" (Continues descent....
This is from when my wife was a student pilot returning to HYA from the practice area
7MA: Cessna 187MA is 5 NE, landing, with the numbers....
Here's another one from the wacky minds of our Military controllers at Namao.
A bit of Background is in order: CFB Edmonton (Namao) is a military field just outside of Edmonton....
The tower was having some difficulty working a student pilot in the pattern and it finally came down to thi
TOWER - 95 Delta, do you read the tower? 95D - 675, sir TOWER - 95 Delta, Say...
People unclear on the concept dept.
I heard this exchange when flying to Lancaster, PA yesterday
LNS tower: "Cessna 1234X, report three mile final....
Heard in the Bay Area yesterday: BB: "Barnburner 123, Request 8300 feet.
Bay Approach: "Barnburner 123, say reason for requested altitude....

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