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335. Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
336. Confucious say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
337. At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time.
A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed....
338. This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.
His boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?...
339. Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.
"Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the cle...
340. Another blonde in the porno shop: She asks, "How much for the white dildo?
He answers, "$35." She: "How much for the black one?...
341. After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his justspent energy.
He pours h...
343. Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet....
344. Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? A: Blow in her ear.

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