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Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week....
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgu...
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.
The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off....
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals (or for Bill Clinton capitols).
She proudly said," go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A red head said, "O.K., what'...
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead.
Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her....
Blonde Medical Terminology Anally -- occurring yearly Artery -- study of paintings Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- letter like A.
E.I.O...
Should be sung loudly to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree") Oh Lady Di, Oh Lady Di, I see thy future failing.
Oh Lady Di, Oh Lady Di, Thy social image's ailing. You married when, you were a...
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes -------------------------------------- 1.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?...
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
334. Blondes... They take a lickin', and keep on... Lickin!

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