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How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None---Hanover doesn't have electricity....
How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it....
How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--New Haven looks better in the dark....
How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
How many MIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Vassar students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven--One to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientatio...
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