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You can imagine the excitement when a Martian spaceship landed in a sunny suburban field and proved to be filled with intelligent, amicable beings.
Jane Pauley managed to be the first television pe...
By coincidence three construction contractors all died on the same day.
One was a Black fellow. One was an Irishman. One of the men was Jewish....
4 rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and 3 were always in accord against the fourth.
God offered his tablet of commandments to the world.
He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer" they said....
An American tourist was riding in a taxi in Israel.
As the taxi approached a red light, the tourist was shocked to see the driver drive straight through without even slowing down....
Three secret service agents go to East Jerusalem in order to find out who is the most efficient - the KGB, the CIA or the Mossad.
They take a rabbit, put him down in front of Damascus Gate and le...
Uncle Waldo's father was Jewish and his mother was black.
One day Waldo approached his mother and asked "Mom, am I more Jewish or am I more black?...
A Jewish couple have a Son who is a bit troublesome
at age five he starts in school, and pretty soon, his parents get to hear that things aren't going well....
An old Jew and a young Jew are travelling on the train.
The young Jew asks: "Excuse me, what time is it?...
Q: How many Zionists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to declare that the entire Jewish population is behind their actions....

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