Ethnic Jokes

Ethnic Jokes

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A Newfie and a Nova Scotian are working on a barn roof.
Their only way up or down is a long ladder, which of course falls over while they are up on the roof....
Did you hear about the Newfie Rubix's cube? It's white on all sides and it takes two minutes to solve.
Boss: "Newfie, you should have been here at nine o'clock." Newfie: "Why, what happened?
Newfie to his friend: " The boys said you weren't fit to sleep with the pigs.
I stuck up for you. I said you were....
What do you call an eighty year old Newfie prostitute? Rent-A-Wreck
Why do Canadians do it doggy style?? So they both can watch the hockey game!
!! Canadians ? We call 'em icebacks !...
There was an englishman, a frenchman, and a Newfoundlander sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
The englishman says to the frenchman, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild...
WE CAN'T STAND AMERICANS 1. Because they come up here in the summer, wearing funny clothes and carrying skis on the tops of their station wagons.
2. Because they never have anything but America...
Miscellaneous Ethnic group
Jewish foreplay: Three hours of begging. Anglo-Saxon foreplay
Whats that??" Black foreplay: "Wake up, bitch!...

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